Why Your Foggy Window is Basically a Sad Sandwich

You ever make a sandwich and leave it in your car for three days? That’s your foggy window. Not dangerous, just… tragic.

Ben from Tumwater thought it was “morning dew” on his living room glass. Spoiler alert: It was seal failure — a common cause of window condensation in double-pane units.

Rosey broke the news gently. Phillip replaced the glass like a magician with a heat gun, and Ben now refers to his clear view as “post-fog enlightenment.”

Tip: If your windows are cloudy all the time, you don’t need Windex — you need professional window repair.